Today’s Top Stories: February 18, 2020
Japan’s Economy Shrinks 6.3 Percent – Effects of Coronavirus coupled with a sales tax increase (dumb timing) is hurting Japan’s economy–big time.
Trump’s Top Trade Adviser Peter Navarro Has a Side Project: Secretly Hunting for ‘Anonymous’ – The search is on for the alleged insider who has been raising concerns about the president’s acumen and ineptitude, to say the very least.
Democrats join GOP in Virginia reject Gov. Northam’s assault weapon ban – Virginia tried passing an assault weapons ban, but it was–ahem–shot down when some Democrats crossed party lines to vote with the gun fascists. (That’s a joke. They’re gun fetishists.)
Jeff Bezos, The World’s Richest Man, Pledges $10 Billion To Fight Climate Change – He’s fucking up space with his rockets and stuff and just realized that “Earth is the one thing we all have in common.” (Actual quote.)
Michigan Trainer Brings Mini Service Horse on Flight, First Class No Less – It’s all good until the horse needs to poop.
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